Monday I was rock climbing. I ended up with forearms bigger than a 14 year old boy with a limited 24 hour access pass to the internet. That along with a healthy bit of toe cramp and i called it a night.
Tuesday I was doing 'abtastic'. Inflicted by a persistent trainer at the gym, i was left with a red face and an inability to laugh without severe pain in my abdominal region.
Wednesday was badminton. Sweating it out with no understanding of the rules and a new found appreciation for Badminton nerds. The courts may have well been lined with world of war craft and jigsaw puzzles. i fit right in as my eye sight let me down and i had to play in specs.
Thursday I was in London getting out trendied by the best of the trendies. I was meeting with a fashion editor to talk about Dumpsters next steps. She also mentioned i look different as i was wearing makeup unlike the last time i saw her haha -great.
And Friday, well Friday I ended up with my legs in a pair of stirrups getting more intimate with two lovely ladies than i have with anyone in a long time, let alone on a friday morning. But hey, nothing says sociable like having a great rapport with Helen the gynaecologist.
Sunday Dumpster was two years old. Yes, My baby's growing up. My mum baked a cake to celebrate, it looked like bread and no one would touch it. Ive achieved a lot in two years but trusting my mums baking isn't one of them.
And Monday well, Monday I got introduced to Yo! Sushi and ended up like Yo! Michelin man. It was either sushi or the luke warm bath i took after eating sushi...either way my legs swelled up like a dream. i looked like that woman on the incredibles- the ones whose an inflatable RIB with a head.
Tomorrow I'm playing ready steady cook and getting a spray tan. This saying yes mantra has resulted in two things: a tired Daisy. And an empty wallet.
Don't try new things kids.